A girl mistakenly stepped on her IPhone 5 & heard a crack....
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So she started praying
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Ya Allah! ey jo tutya ey, ey meri Latt hovy. :D :p

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Maa ik khobsorat rishta
Maa hi kainat ka rang hy
Ya Maa hi hy jo rozana subha bacho ko uthati hy
Aur
kehti hy uth jao baghairto 11 waj gay nain Kutty wang suttey rahndy O,
Tuwaday peo ne koi mulazam ni rakhia,
Jhera twano wari wari nashta bna k devy,
Zindagi haram kr k rakh diti chawlan ne, Kam dy na kaaj dy dushman annaj dy, Agg lawan twadey mobilan nu, sari sari raat twady msg ni mukdy.
Moral: Maa aaj ghusay me hy..

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"News update"

Okara:: bus stand per subh 8 bjy 5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan sy tha r wo 1 gari sy utr ker doosri gari main sawar hony lgy thy na maloom motorcycle sawaron Ne
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Salam kiya 3 afrad ne moqa par hi jawab de diya or 2 ne kaha
AAY KON SEE? :)

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Jaldi Marny k 2 Tareeqy
1. Bhoky Raho,4 din baad mr jaoGy

2. Mujhy 200 ka load bhejo


Oye utth


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""""""""""""""" Oye akhaaan ty khol yaar
Mzaq kita c

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Ajeeb c Halat hy Teray janay k baad
Bhook hi ni lagti khana khanay k baad

Meray Pass 8 Samoosay thy jo main ny kha liya
Faraz
Aik teray Aany sy pehlay 7 teray janay k baad

Neend hi ni aati sonay k baad
Nazar Aata nahi kuch Aankh band honay k baad

Doctor sy poocha ic ka ilaj? Day ker golian wo bola!


Kha laina 2 jagnay sy pehlay, 2 sonay k baad.

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PhD Professor to students:
1 Platform 2 km lamba hy Andhi chal rahi hy 60km/hr ki speed se,
Ek train ayi or mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi.

To sawal ye hy k:
Meri umer kitni hy?


Sub bachay heran ho ker 1 doosray ki shakal dekhne lagay

Ek Student ny jawab dainay k liya hath uthaya



Student:
Sir aap ki umer 58 sal hy

Professor:
Gud, laikin tumne kese calculate kia?

Student:
Sir hamare ghar k pas 1 Admi rehta hy, usne Mphil kia he,wo adha pagal hy or uski umer 29 saal hy... :)

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Kitnay Tohfey deti hai Ye Mohabbat Bhi!


Ruswai Alag, Judai Alag, Tenhai Alag,


Te

Chittar Wakhray..:D

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"Aaj ka sawal"

Aisi kon c cheez hy jo Larkiyan sirf pehanti hein lekin Larkay pehantay b hein aur khatay b hain??

Jawab janiya break k baad...
Ufone Tum hi to ho.
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LU ka zeera plus
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Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam
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Zong sub keh do

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Bank Al-habib bachat account

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Surf Excel, Dadi aik minute.

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Tarang hi Tarang hy..

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Maza awami kha badami
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Welcome Back


Tou dosto jawab hy
"CHAPPAL".:-)

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How to Settle abroad?

FOR Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in IELTS n TOFEL
Apply for Student Visa
Wait for the call
Appear in interview
Get admission in a uni
Get good grades
Search for a Job
Work hard,earn well to settle

FOR GIRLS:
Marry this guy :P :D its too easy na :)

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Father:1 zamana tha jab main 10 rupee me Rashan,Doodh,Nashta sab le ke ata tha.

Beta: Ab ye Harkatain nahi chalain gi Abba! Ab wahan Cameray lag gy hain. :)

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